UPDATE!

This giveaway in NOT too good to be true, it’s just not as good as first published. And I am sorry about that. It’s still amazing though so please read on and ENTER TODAY! As you may already know I haven’t been a big fan of Mother’s Day even after becoming a mom myself. In fact I wrote this post about it last year. In that post I talk about how much I hate the pressure of gift giving at any time of year but especially on Mother’s Day. I’d rather buy a gift just for the sake of it rather than give in to the pressure that is palpable on days like Mother’s Day.

Since I wrote that post my perspective has shifted slightly which may be because I am far less grumpy than I used to be with more hours of delicious sleep under my belt. I still get anxious when buying gifts at the holidays because I never know what to give and my taste, sadly, outweighs the depth of my pocketbook. (Do we still say that?)

So when the chance to give gifts that doesn’t cost me money, I’m all down with that. Sigh…if money were no object, it’d be a hell of a lot easier.

Mother’s Day Giveaway Alert!

Note: Aside from enjoying the story that unfolds here, you’ll definitely want to read until the end of this post. There is a secret phrase you’ll need to find to enter this amazingly HUGE giveaway, so look for it and also note that this giveaway is worth nearly $2000! Yes that’s right! One lucky Mom Paradigm reader will win a huge bag o’ swag!

The original giveaway was set to end on Mother’s Day but that’s changed. And really it’s just fine with me because it’s just one day. How about we celebrate mom every day, just because?

And to help you get into the giveaway mood….imagine this.

Your doorbell rings unexpectedly on a beautiful,sunny day. You dash out of bed in stealth mode, tiptoeing past the creaks in the floor so as not to wake your sleeping toddler. On the other side of the door you find a *hunka hunka handsome UPS tall drink o’ water standing there. Beside him is a huge box adorned with your name in glitter, a fancy pink bow on top. 

He smiles crookedly, taking in your tousled bedroom hair and says in a husky tone, ‘This is for you. It

MUST be your lucky day…”

You are struck by the glint in his deep brown eyes and say,

‘Let me pick my jaw up off the floor and may I just say that if you are part of the package, I’m down

with that…’

He laughs, and gives you his lopsided grin again. Your cheeks turn all shades of something pink; the

heat rising ten degrees in the space between you. 

‘Did I just say that out loud?’

But then his package..errr the package… catches your eye. Hunka Hunka opens it for you with his handy pen knife. And what a handy man he is. His large hands are strong but soft, you can tell. And you know what they say about the size of a man’s hands. Big…

But the glitter catches your eye.

You peek inside, immediately mesmerized by the perfection inside. It seems someone knows you well both; inside and out.

Mother’s Day in Hollywood Gift Bag!

Purely Inspired plant-based protein shakes $24.99

Polar A300 24/7 activity tracker $159.95

Penguin Young Readers children’s book bundle $79.92

DermaWand in-home radio frequency beauty device $115.00

DermaBrilliance at home skin resurfacing system $199.99

Gleener ultimate fuzz remover $19.99

Wellness 360 “healing through science” luminosity package from Dr. Jane $348.00

Slimware portion control plates $59.00

UE BOOM by Ultimate Ears $199.99

Logitech tech lovers gift bundle $639.93

Whew! That’s a lot of stuff! What am I going to do with all that?

You’ve got your eye on a few things but it’s overwhelming. The mother in you thinks about your friends, cause you’re generous like that and you muse, 

‘OOOH  Sandra will adore the Penguin Book Bundle for her son’

and

‘Terry’s been stressing about music for the beach blanket bingo party! I can’t wait to give her the UE BOOM speaker by Ultimate Ears!’

Then, because you are a sassy mama and frankly, feeling a bit sexy, you pull out the Polar A300 24/7 activity tracker. You’re wondering if the device measures THAT kind of sweaty activity, and are about to make a joke with Mr. Hunka Hunka…but when you look up, he’s gone.

Sigh…

Secret phrase alert! >>  A mama can dream, right? << Still, there’s always the gift bag to get down with.

Be a Hollywood Mom for Day

Enter to Win a Gift Bag worth almost $2000!

Yes, you read that right! One lucky Mom Paradigm reader is going to win an amazing gift bag worth nearly $2000!

This is the biggest giveaway I have ever offered on the blog so it’s pretty darn exciting! All you need to do is fill out the form below and come back every day to enter again and again!

In order to qualify to win this giveaway you must:

1.) *sign up to follow the blog

2.) find the secret phrase and enter it on the Rafflecopter form.

3.) Comment on the blog! Tell me which item you’d love and why you’re excited about it!

This giveaway starts today, May 8th and ends on Friday, May 22nd!

Get your entries in now! Don’t wait!

The list of this year’s famous moms includes:

Jennifer Love Hewitt, Hayden Panettiere, Rachel Bilson, Christina Ricci, Gaby Hoffman, Kelly Rowland, Stacy Kiebler, Lake Bell, Eva Mendes, Kate Hudson, Zoe Saldana, Molly Sims, Milla Jovovich, Amanda Peet, Shakira, Carrie Underwood, Sara Gilbert, Liv Tyler, Alicia Keys, Vanessa Lachey, Blake Lively, Ali Larter, Jessica Biel, Zoey Deschanel and Mila Kunis.

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*Mr. Hunka Hunka was never part of the Mother’s Day in Hollywood gift bag. 

Disclaimer

I was not compensated for this post but I too will get a few goodies from the Mother’s Day in Hollywood gift bag! I won’t tell you what I am hoping for but I know it will be good!

About Distinctive Assets

Established in 1999, Distinctive Assets has produced Gift Bags and Backstage Gift Lounges for practically every major award show and also provides product placement, product introduction, event production, public relations and branding opportunities within the entertainment industry and beyond.

Distinctive Assets, the LA-based entertainment marketing company credited with beginning the marketing craze of celebrity swag over fifteen years ago, will once again be producing and distributing its annual “Mother’s Day in Hollywood” gift bags. Distinctive Assets will be gifting twenty-five of Tinseltown’s most famous maternal stars with innovative, unique, useful and fabulous products and services! 

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